June 2013
me: *writes background of story*
me: *does character development sheets*
me: *makes characters on various online dressup games*
me: *never actually writes*
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other
tomorrow’s Hannibal’s season finale
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video
youre all my soulmates
knows nothing about cars
would be able to spot a ‘67 Chevy Impala from the 53rd floor of a building
through the fog
at night
By sound
- Dean: I can't be with Cas.
- Carver: Why not?
- Dean: I can't like men. Manly men don't like other men.
- Carver: Oh look. Dwight and Rod. Two scruffy masculine trucker guys. And they've fallen in love. How nice.
- Dean: Well...I can't be with Cas. He's an angel.
- Carver: Hey Cas c'mere. Oh were those your wings and grace? Woops. Guess you're human now.
- Dean:
- Carver:
- Dean:
- Audience:
- Carver: Your move.
- Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
- Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
- Me with closest friend: What up, foul beast? You smell of butts. I'm going to fuck your mum.
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The length of a girls hair does not dictate her sexuality
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its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
this text post hit me like a train
I don’t understand Christmas movies where Santa exists and the adults don’t believe in him. Because if he exists in the story, that means he’s delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so those skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn’t buy.
Biggest plot hole in history ^
